The Story of the Carwash.....Sorry No Pics to graphic...

Well as you all know Unique got pissy dunk literally (LOL)>. After the party was over trying to get this heffa in the truck was a task as you may think. Ever time we got her in the truck she fell out the truck? I'm telling that she about to go to jail since the police was at least about 20 feet from us watching her. After getting her in the truck and she taking Godfather drink we were on our way to take her back to the hotel and me and Safire was meeting the rest down on Burbon Street. On the highway back to hotel Safire in the back trying to get Unique to stay quiet and I'll telling Hoe sit down...LMAO I was hotter than a fire cracker.
Well Unique starting calling me saying Phat Baby I got to pee. Safire tells her we looking for a gas station to stop at. But she still at it Phat Baby I got to pee for real. So I pulled over but all the gas stations were closed so riding around in a circle we find one. I get a call from Heaven saying come get me. I left out Heaven got in the car with Lady Diva, Rossi, and Godfather. So I'm like you shouldnt have gotten yo ass out the truck. But I told her where we were so she could meet up with us. I pulled into a Shell gas station Once again Unique opends the door of the truck and falls out. I get the phone from Safire and give Rossi directions to where we were. I'm under the impression Safire and Unique are in the gas staion in the bathroom. Boy was I wrong....LOL GOOD PART NOW

I turn around to go back to the truck and I see two people in the corner of the car wash Safire/Unique Lady Diva pulls up Godfather ask Baby Phat were is Unique I said that Bitch in the carwash he says
what the hell I'm likedude I'm not sure. He gets out the car and me and him walk over to the carwash and there is Unique was her pants down to her knees with ALL HER GOODIES showing. Godfather says WHAT THE HELL. LMAO Safire asks Godfather to help her but he tells her I want to but she dont have any panties on.....So I go to back to get Rossi I said Rossi they need help with Unique. So he comes over and same the same things WHAT THE HELL why she naked. Safire says she pissed on herself twice and I was trying to get her pants down. Now somewhere in there she fell in the carwash ans got all dirty. So now she is pissy, durnk, dirty and still got to throw up. They get back to the truck and we put the child saftey lock on the door so her ass won't jump out the truck while I'm driving down I-10. I told her jump you want to I'm leaving yo ass there let one of those gator get yo ass. So now we back on the highway driving Safire still trying to watch her so hshe want throw up in her truck. To late she caught all of us off guard and and throw up on her self . I didnt know safire let the window down well she told unique to hold her head out the window since she wouldn'y do it in the bag. That's the throw up all on the side of her face and the truck.

She finally passing out in the truck we get to hotel tell they ask Rossi and Godfather to help get her to the room. Rossi says her ass got to walk to leaning on me, Unique tries to lean on Rossi and Godfather that shit was funny as hell they holding her up like she really smells.LMAO She cant even stand. after I parked the truck I get to the room they trying to get her in the bed they taking pics of her and video (rossi) She falling off the bed, so we leave her to go to Burbon Street this heffa comes to the door with no shirt on saying she going to . We killing ourself laughing. Well not me I'm still hot but I'm laughing. We finally get her past out on the floor and went out to get breakfast since we heard nothing was going on on Burbon street.

And that is the story of the Csar Wash.

The Story of How Reese, Ticket and Jaydee tried to jack us for our bikes when we got there next